Junior web developer

Santa’s workshop is looking for helpers! Santa is looking for con
sultants specializing in designing and building web platforms for
 production and distribution of packaged goods globally. The cont
ract term is 18 months, with a project deadline at the start of d
ecember. Our development stack consists of basically every progra
mming language derived from C, and actual language language, ther
e is, pretty much.


Required merits:
* 30+ years of HTML experience
* At least 3 Bachelor's degrees in information technology or comp
  uter science, preferably more
* Extensive knowledge of C-OBOL, LICP, HaCkell, Ooc!, B#, C++, 
  C+1, C#, C♭#, Ccratch, RegekCp, Loran-C

Preferred merits:
* Previous experience in designing and building a web platform fr
  om scratch, in Ccratch
* You have invented your own programming language derived from C,
  preferably with a funny name


For questions or to send in resumés, contact [email protected]
The SJ domain is known to suffer delays at times, so responses ma
y be slow.

| 2020/06/11 13:21
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: Application
Hi! 

I’m an individual consultant with absolutely no other engagements
 at all right now, and I would like to apply for the position of 
Junior web developer. I’m “really excited” to start working with 
you, I’ve been a fan for so long! Attached you can find my resumé
.

Regards,
Moses Purits,
“Self-employed” Consultant
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| 2020/06/12 06:09
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: Sv: Application
Ho ho how

 wonderful to have someone as qualified as you! Would you like to
 come in for an interview this coming wednesday?

Merry Christmas,
Santa Claus,
CEO Santa’s Workshop
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| 2020/06/18 04:19
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected] 
Subject: Sv: Sv: Application
Ho ho ho!

You’ve been a very good person this interview, I’ll make sure to 
add you to my nice list! I’d also like you to start as soon as  
possible. Could you start coming in on Monday, and we can sign  
the contract then!

Merry Christmas
Santa Claus,
CEO Santa’s Workshop
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| 2020/06/18 09:01
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Sv: Sv: Application
Hi!

Wonderful! I’ll start laying the groundwork for a “stable” and “w
orking” web platform as soon as I can!

Regards,
Moses Purits,
“Self-employed” Consultant
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