Are you or a friend in need of an esteemed detective? Is there a problem the police won’t touch? Are you out of luck and have nowhere else to turn? Look no further, for d.A.D.A.B. no crime is too small or unsolvable.
With over 52 years experience of solving jigsaw puzzles I will have no problem finding the pieces needed to solve your problem. No matter the amount of clues, no puzzle is too large for me. Piecing together clues is my speciality, no crime will puzzle me.
Previously solved cases include:
- Moses Purits
- The Mystery of the Duckling Twins
- The Cookie Killer
- Freaky Friday Disco Massacre
- Quack the Ripper
So don’t hesitate, come on down, d.A.D.A.B has got your back whatever your problem is. We’re located at 122C Cooking Lane, Nodnol. If no one opens the door after ringing the doorbell - try knocking.
Some old Cases:
Case: The Mystery of the Duckling Twins
Date: 26-09-1980
Location: Korpilombolo
Status: Solved
Notes: Two ducklings, no older than 10, had gone missing from the neighbourhood playground without a trace. The search led me to a weird old hotel where I eventually found the ducklings at the end of a hallway staring menacingly. It turns out they just wanted me to “Come and play with us, d.A”. A weird case, but not unsolvable.
Case: Moses Purits
Date: 23–12-2021
Location: Upper engine
Status: Solved
Notes: I’ve been contacted by the investors of a large space colony which requires my assistance with an unknown saboteur. Don’t know who I can trust - must be on my guard.
After quite extensive investigating and a few unfortunate mistakes I’ve concluded that Moses Purits must be the culprit that’s been residing among us.
Case: DROP TABLE ALL CASCADE;
Date: 16-11-2003
Location: Sea(q)shell alley.
Status: Unsolved
Notes: An individual who goes by the name of DROP TABLE public CASCADE; has been a menace. While their true name has eluded me I’ve gathered that they’ve got some kind of vendetta against databases and their administrators. Might be a link there - must investigate further.
Case: Missing person #18
Date: 29-04-2022
Location: Big Hut Avenue 1A
Status: (un)Solved
Notes: A concerned husband approached me with a case concerning her missing husband. The missing husband worked as a freelancing software developer.
After some investigation I’ve come to the conclusion that the missing husband has most likely run away to some tropical land to get a new and exciting life. Investigate further if time permits.
Case: Missing person #19
Date: 01-10-2022
Location: Karlsson St. 18.
Status: Unsolved
Notes: Another missing person in the same year - weird. There seems to have been an increase for some unknown reason. Better not to dwell on it. Currently there is no time in my schedule for missing persons but I promised I would investigate this as soon as I could. I just hope there are no more of these that land on my desk.
After some investigation I’ve come to the conclusion that the missing husband has most likely run away to some tropical land to get a new and exciting life. Investigate further if time permits.
Case: Missing person #20
Date: 20-11-2022
Location: Osquars backe 21.
Status: Solved
Notes: A CS student has gone missing. As far as I’ve gathered they just finished and turned in their homework and then suddenly stopped responding. Weird to say the least.